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The Berry Test


After taking a Thanksgiving cruise to avoid the family politics in this 2016 election year something was once again noticed. The lack of berries on the cruise. Did it matter that we paid $5000? Did it matter that this trip we had a suite? Did it matter we even had access to the dated lounge on the Royal Caribbean Independence of the Seas?

The answer to all is no! There were no berries to be found and for a foodie like me, the berry test is the tell all sign of the cruise and the quality of the food. No berries means the food will be, well, fruitless. Sorry Royal but the voyage served some less than ideal food. Even the Thanksgiving ham was just too bland.

 

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Disney thoughts by Julie M


When booking a Disney cruise or anything Disney related for that matter, one thing is guaranteed: you will encounter many memorable and over-the-top moments. But isn’t that what a vacation is all about? Whether you are honeymooning, traveling with a young family or teens, or celebrating a special occasion, you will not be bored as long as you accept what Walt Disney himself said, “Disney is a show.”  So let the show begin.

 

Disney ventured into the cruise business in 1995 and today, they own nearly 3% of the worldwide cruise market.  The popularity of these cruises perhaps explains why Disney has just commissioned two new cruise ships that are fifty percent larger than the originals.  Family cruises were uncommon until Disney entered the market.  Today, families are jumping onboard as child centered entertainment and quiet areas for adults have something for every member of the family.

 

Most travelers that vacation on Disney cruises are families with children and Disney caters to this demographic like no other cruise line truly can. There are outstanding, creative programs and activities offered for children. The fun starts from 9:00am to midnight and children from 3 (toilet trained) up to 14 are entertained with age appropriate activities.  For teens from 13 – 17 Disney provides challenging games, photography lessons, sporting contests, beach events, parties and an adult-free venue to hang out with new friends.

 

For adults who value some get-away time from their children while they are enjoying their supervised fun, there are plenty of activities and quiet venues to soak up some much needed relaxation.  From an adult only spa and fitness facility, a pool featuring a bar and café, Palo, a romantic restaurant with nightclubs and lounges, there are plenty of child-free zones where parents can really enjoy the peace and quiet. Please note that booking a reservation for Palo is mandatory and requires a small cover charge.  Also, there are no casinos on board Disney ships and smoking sections are strictly limited.

 

For an adult evening out, keep in mind that Disney does not offer private, in-cabin babysitting.  However, nursery care is available for an hourly fee which is open during select hours for children as young as three months to three years old.  You must provide your own diapers yet nursery attendants will change.

 

Entertainment on the Disney ships is suitable for all ages. Broadway style shows are offered every evening.  While not as superb as Disney’s shows in New York, you can be assured your family will enjoy the elaborate costumes, special effects and highly entertaining programs that will have your children singing out the door.  Of course, it wouldn’t be a Disney cruise without characters! Rest assured, they are everywhere.  There will be ample opportunities for your child to have a photo opportunity with Mickey Mouse and the rest, though be warned, lines can be long.  Another nice feature is Disney is the only cruise line allowed to set off fireworks from the ship.  While this starts at 10:30pm, which can be a fairly late hour for children, this is a possible once in a lifetime event that shouldn’t be missed!

 

Of course, no cruise review would be complete without discussing the food. While the meals have improved tremendously since Disney launched their first ship, you can expect to see cuisine focusing on American and Contenitial fare.  Several restaurants with different themes and menus are equally fine.  Naturally, children’s menus are available at all (with the exception of Palo) as well as vegetarian and healthy menu selections.  The highlight for many families is the Parrot Cay restaurant. Waiters often break out in song and within minutes your family is up and joining the conga line.  There are several other options for food, including fast food locations as well as fruit and ice cream bars.  Room service is available 24 hours though the menu is limited.

 

The cabins on Disney cruises range from standard rooms comfortably fitting a family of four, to deluxe suites with two bedrooms and private concierge service.  The rooms also offer storage, cable television, 1.5 bathrooms and toiletries.

 

Disney offers several vacation packages in the Caribbean, Bahamas, Mexican Riviera, Alaska and Pacific Coast and Canada and New England.  Prices vary of course depending on what time of the year you travel and the length of your cruise.  Discounts are given when booking your vacation well in advance.  Children from the ages of 3 to 12 are charged a child rate, while teens from 13 to 17 are charged adult fares.

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Disney Thoughts by Leah W


When you step aboard a Disney cruise ship, the magic begins. On March 3, 2012 at 4 p.m., Disney Cruise Lines’ fourth ship, the Disney Fantasy, embarks on her maiden voyage out of Port Canaveral, Florida. The Disney Fantasy’s first sojourn includes a seven-night Western Caribbean journey to ports in Key West, Florida, Grand Cayman in the Cayman Islands, Cozumel, Mexico and Disney’s own private island, Castaway Cay. If you miss the first journey, there are plenty of other opportunities for fun at sea. Disney Fantasy sails year round out of Port Canaveral with seven-day, Eastern and Western Caribbean itineraries. Fantasize about size? The 14-deck Disney Fantasy is approximately 40 percent larger, two decks taller and offers 1,900 more staterooms than Disney Cruise Lines’ first two sister cruise ships, Disney Magic and Disney Wonder. Disney Fantasy accommodates 4,000 passengers and 1,450 cast and crew members in 1,250 staterooms. Both Fantasy and her sister ship, Disney Dream, are the same size – 1,115 feet long by 125 feet wide with a 130,000 ton weight– but Fantasy features its own magic-making design. If you have ever wanted to see a replica of a golden-age 1930s cruise liner, the Disney Fantasy delivers. The three-deck atrium calls to mind the lobby of the Titanic, with a spiraling staircase, Art Nouveau design, sophisticated furniture and grandiose murals. As you walk across the marble and stone-inlay floor, passing the fluted columns and grand piano, you will be transported to a time of whimsical sea travel. In true Disney fashion, a Minnie Mouse statue adorns the center of the floor, complete with 1930s-style vintage travel gear. Above the statue, a stained glass and crystal bead chandelier draws your eye upward to a colorful green, blue and yellow ceiling mural. The 1930’s design continues throughout the ship, including the décor and furniture in your lavish stateroom. While the design of the Disney Fantasy may be draped in the past, the technology aboard the ship is 21st century. Many of the staterooms provide split bathrooms – a first in the cruise line industry. The two-deck Walt Disney Theater, on decks 3 and 4, hosts live musical shows, such as Alladin and an all-star Disney review, in true Broadway fashion. For the younger crowd, the two-deck Buena Vista Theater, on decks 4 and 5, shows first-run, digital 3-D films on an extra large, Dolby surround-sound screen. Other onboard delights include seven pools on Decks 11, 12 and 13 and full-service spas and fitness centers on Decks 11 and 12. Fantasy’s six onboard restaurants offer culinary and showstopping delights. The Enchanted Garden on Deck 2 has tea-cup style booths and a changing layout from meal to meal, while the Animator’s Palate, on Deck 3, showcases an animated character dinner show. For couples traveling sans children, the adult- and reservations-only Palo and Remy Restaurants, on Deck 12, feature Northern Italian and French cuisine paired with a romantic ocean view. For a lighter dining experience, try the pool-style Cabanas Restaurant for breakfast and lunch, or the Cinderella- and Snow White-inspired Royal Court, which serves up breakfast, lunch and dinner while the restaurant rotates – literally – on Deck 3. Fantasy is a ship for cruisers of all ages, but young guests will be especially delighted with the onboard, kid-centered atmosphere. Pre-teens will love the AquaDuck funnel water slidee, which leads to a lazy river, as well as the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, which is a princess and prince-style kid’s salon. Tweens will appreciate some space in the teen-exclusive D Lounge and Edge, while little ones will want to play dress-up and other supervised activities in the Disney Oceaneer Club, or try their hand at the interactive Muppets Adventure Game. Whether its the 1930s-style décor, the state-of-the-art extras or an onboard appearance by your favorite Disney character, the magic of the Disney Fantasy will endure beyond the final port call.

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NCL vs. Carnival Cruise line?


Many people feel these are in the same class, others disagree.

They are both great for kids and singles but I really think it comes down to ships. That being said I will offer the opinion that NCL is a step above all but the newest Carnival ships.

Carnival does have that party image too so if you are looking to have some fun, it is a good option.

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Crusing Food: Half the fun is the buffets


Food:

Cruise lines targeting families understand that childrens palates most likely differ from their parents. Which is why new dining options, such as kid friendly buffets and pizzerias are open longer hours so tired and restless children don’t have to eat in a formal dining room every night after a long day of fun. At Disney, don’t expect five star restaurant foods when dining with children. The plus is that complimentary soft drinks, lemonade and iced tea are available throughout the cruise. While Disney offers an adult only restaurant, Palo, reservations and a cover charge are required. Norwegian Cruise Lines and Princess also give families the chance to eat in the dining room whenever they want. Carnival has been reported by travelers from Foders to serve the best mainstream food. A children’s menu which includes favorites as chicken fingers, peanut butter and jelly and macaroni and cheese as well as tasty other items are also available at the Lido Buffet, which serves full meals to those who don’t feel like dressing up.

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Cruise Babysitting:


Babysitting: 

When traveling with children under 3, most parents are looking for nursery services that will accommodate diaper changes, late nights, and childcare on port days.  For many, Carnival Cruise Lines and Disney fit that bill.  While Carnival offers these services, Disney has been acknowledged by many reviewers to offer the best comprehensive babysitting services.  For parents who prefer in-cabin babysitting, Royal Caribbean and Celebrity cruises are the only cruises that offer this accommodation at $19.00 per hour charge (at press time). Norwegian Cruise Lines do offer babysitting services for a fee, however, parents whose children are not toilet trained will be given a beeper to alert them when a diaper change is necessary.
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Disney is not alone in their quest to market the family cruise theme.


Disney is not alone in their quest to market the family cruise theme.  Other cruise lines are following the Disney blueprint and offering some serious competition. Carnival Cruise Lines has dedicated children’s areas including great playrooms with separate pools. Toddlers from two to five years are indulged with puppet shows, face painting, coloring, and crafts. As long as diapers and supplies are provided, staff will change toddlers. For many parents, this is a plus, as most cruise lines do not offer diaper service.  Activities for children ages 6 to 8 include pizza parties, computer time, T-shirt painting, arts and crafts, talent shows, and fitness programs. For children from the ages of 9 to 11-year-olds, ping-pong, dance lessons, video games, swim parties, scavenger hunts, and sports will keep them begging for more. Not to be out done, family cruises with Nickelodeon are offered exclusively on Norwegian Cruise Line.  Children can meet their favorite Nickelodeon characters, such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Dora the Explorer, participate in Slime Time Live, enjoy scavenger hunts, family improv, story time and of course, amazing poolside activities.  Royal Caribbean has teamed with DreamWorks Animation to create an unforgettable vacation with favorite characters from Shrek, Madagascar and Kun Fu Panda to name a few.  Like other cruise lines, Royal Caribbean offers Character Meals, Broadway style shows as well as mini golf, ice skating and even a Carousel at Sea which includes hand-carved wooden carousels, carnival games and an outdoor high-diving show. Princess Cruise Lines is also a top choice for families due to the quality of their children’s programs and on-board entertainment. Top luxury line Crystal is also getting into the game by creating a kid’s activities programs and offering discounts to young travelers. It is important to check with cruise lines on special programs they offer before booking your travel.

 

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